Dear artist,
I do not appreciate you exploiting my blog at your own personal disposal.

However, I suppose this rendition of Kevin’s shameful is well…less shameful, to say the least. 

Alright, I’m a little embarrassed to even post this. Seriously, artist? How shameful for Kevin!
After the Jim and hypnotizing incident, EVERY kid in the cul-de-sac wanted Jim! They were fighting over him like crazy! I had created a problem for sure, but I was certainly regretting it! I snuck into the cloud of fighting and crawled out with Jim, and then proceeded to get everyone’s attention by showing them I had Jim. But once they looked at me, I got out my hypnosis wheel and commanded everyone to stop wanting Jim. Everyone went back to their normal states, and I set Jim down to talk to Ed and Eddy. However when I looked back to where I had set him, he wasn’t there! In fact, as I searched the area I found Kevin holding Jim and looking suspicious, then gazing at him fondly. I didn’t have the heart to take Jim away from him, and I didn’t really need him anyway, so I let Kevin have him.

I’ll miss Jim, but I have plenty of other…animate friends to keep me company! Today was quite the adventure…

What’s going on here? Well, if you must…
One day I found that I had completed ALL the tasks my parents wrote on sticky notes, and it had been a week since they had written a new one. At first I thought that perhaps my parents forgot, but decided it must be my own fault as mother and father know best. And how could it be my fault? I’m so perfect, (in a completely non-self-centered way) that my parents had no more problems to address! So, in a desperate attempt to find purpose in sticky-note-life, I tried to become more imperfect— not by disobeying old sticky notes, but by making new problems so I could get new sticky notes and new goals. However, Eddy and Ed were’t in and I was off on my own to create a problem.

And then I remembered my psychology wheel…

To be honest, this story reminds me a lot of the story from the episode “Lesson Zero”…of my little pony? Surely you’ve heard of it! It’s all I see on youtube, it’s related to practically every video!
Bigger version here: http://abductionfromabove.deviantart.com/#/d4x4uti 

I must admit, that picture she tried drawing of me WAS awful…however, the rest of the art is about how to draw me!

Credit to Vampire Meerkat for that picture of me and mother! Here’s the link, it includes more pictures of me and mother: http://vampiremeerkat.deviantart.com/gallery/29411617#/d2w2gyg

Well, I have always wanted to go to Germany, Switzerland, Ireland and similar countries…(this is my first time using dA Muro!…I think I’ll stick with more complex programs in the near future…)

As you can see by the…ehm, book that I’m reading, I’m a very intellectual person! Of course, there’s still much to learn and I’m intrigued by all the knowledge this world has to offer me in the future! My real name is Edward, though I dare not call myself Ed or Eddy as those names are already taken by my two best friends! But that’s another story.